The biggest lies on MTV’s ''The Hills''
Love The Hills...but question ''the facts''? We grabbed some highlights from MTV's Laguna Beach spin-off to gauge their faux-bulosity, with 1 being totally, boringly plausible and 10 being the very essence of cinema veri-fake style.
THE JOB
''Reality'' Lauren nervously interviews for an internship at Teen Vogue, then sits
anxiously by the phone, wondering if she got the job.
Reality For one thing, no way Teen Vogue turns down the free promotion. For
another, Lauren is currently on the cover of the magazine.
Faux-bulosity 9
THE BOSS
''Reality'' One of Lauren's bosses is a photogenic ''West Coast contributor'' named
Blaine.
Reality Turns out Blaine Zuckerman does have a contract with the magazine, but
we doubt this glorified freelancer is in a position to order anyone
around — especially a cover girl.
Faux-bulosity 3
THE PARTY
''Reality'' Roommate Heidi and her scenester-wannabe posse crash Teen Vogue's Young
Hollywood party where Lauren is working.
Reality Lauren's ''job'' is to guard some chairs. And it's not crashing if you
know the girl at the door with the clipboard. Nice try.
Faux-bulosity 2
THE NIGHTLIFE
''Reality'' Lauren, Heidi, and their scenester-wannabe posse get into a hot L.A.
nightclub, despite the velvet-rope line.
Reality If our math is correct, Lauren and Heidi are both 19 years old. Perhaps
the gals have fake IDs that list their birth dates as ''famous.''
Faux-bulosity 7
THE BOYS
''Reality'' Heidi has a fight with her boyfriend, Jordan; the next day, he and his
buddy Brian take some time to shoot hoops and talk openly about their
feelings.
Reality Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Boys do not talk openly about their
feelings!
Faux-bulosity 10
