We're so pumped for the Aug. 18 arrival of Snakes on a Plane* that we went slithering through the racks and 'scuse the pun just about had a hissy fit when we unearthed this trove of reptilian goodies.
BOX OFFICE POISON
We never forgot the 1997 camp classic Anaconda or Jon Voight's grody/awesome
death scene. (amazon.com, $13)
SNAKE EYES
Slip on Roberto Cavalli's spiffy shades at the beach this summer.
(robertocavalli.com, $295)
IN COLD BLOOD
Snakeskin sneakers so cool, they'll probably charm you next season, too.
(adidas.com, $130)
WHAT A KICK
The U.S. soccer team's official ''Don't Tread on Me'' ball apes the image
used by early American revolutionaries.
(ussoccerstore.stores.
yahoo.net, $25)
ABOVE SCALE
Devi Kroell's in-demand hobo bag uses about 24 feet of metallized
python.
(devikroell.com, $2,890)
COIL AND TROUBLE
Wear this menacing tee to the theater on opening night.
(triple5soul.com, $56)
SERPENT WALK
Designers Christian Audigier and Don Ed Hardy created these
attitude-filled suede boots with a fiery python design.
(edhardyshop.com, $176)
(* SO, WAIT... COULD A PASSENGER ACTUALLY BRING A SNAKE ON BOARD? We asked American Airlines spokesman Tim Wagner, who says that only licensed exotic-animal dealers get the okay. Even then, they're ''contained in special crates in cargo. They couldn't get near the cabin.'' Oh, we feel much ssssssssssafer now).


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