''Go walk it off. And not in a bar.''
JANICE DICKINSON, ATTEMPTING TO COMFORT A TEARY-EYED MALE MODEL AFTER HE GOT A REJECTION, ON THE JANICE DICKINSON MODELING AGENCY
''Angelina Jolie says she is going to adopt another baby, but she hasn't decided if the baby will be black, Asian, or white. Jolie said, 'I'm gonna spend the weekend looking at swatches.' ''
CONAN O'BRIEN, ON LATE NIGHT
''It's not a band, you a--hole. It's a country.''
GARRITY (STEVEN PASQUALE), INCORRECTLY CORRECTING A FELLOW FIREMAN ON THE DEFINITION OF THE WORD CHLAMYDIA, ON RESCUE ME
''It was so hot today that President Bush met with European leaders just for the chilly reception.''
DAVID LETTERMAN, ON THE LATE SHOW
''Boy George...a judge sentenced him to five days of community service today. Boy will spend it picking up garbage for the Department of Sanitation....If somebody told me 12 years ago that the lead singer of Culture Club would someday be picking up trash on the streets of New York, I would have said, 'That sounds about right.' ''
JIMMY KIMMEL, ON JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE
''In this town, as long as I keep her off an E! True Hollywood Story, I've done my job.''
ARI (JEREMY PIVEN), EXPLAINING HOW HE RAISES HIS DAUGHTER, ON ENTOURAGE
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