Last week, photographers spotted 4'11'' raptress Lil' Kim living it up after her July 3 release from a Philly prison. Meanwhile, her wee namesake, 5'3'' North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il, made headlines by test-firing missiles on July 4. Which Kim is more notorious? You decide.

STREET CRED

Lil' Kim Won't snitch out her peeps.

Kim Jong II Harbors long-range missiles.

DIVA INDULGENCE

Lil' Kim Once traveled with $250K worth of bling in a Louis Vuitton bag.

Kim Jong II Had a live lobster airlifted to him. Ate it with silver chopsticks.

RIVALS

Lil' Kim Foxy Brown

Kim Jong II Dubya

PROUD AUTHOR OF

Lil' Kim The saucy 2005 lyric, ''Baby girl's [CENSORED] gets wetter than a shower cap.''

Kim Jong II The revolution-provoking 1973 book On the Art of the Cinema.