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''I prayed for my name and I got Regis anyway.''
HOST REGIS PHILBIN, AFTER VOCAL TRIO N'VERSITY EXPLAINED THAT THEIR NAME WAS INSPIRED BY PRAYER, ON AMERICA'S GOT TALENT
''Well, if it isn't the women of Wisteria Lane. Which one of you has a black man chained in your basement?''
ARI (JEREMY PIVEN), GREETING HIS WIFE'S FRIENDS AT LUNCH, ON ENTOURAGE
''Robert, we bought 4 million gross of rhinestones. We will put them on till our fingernails bleed.''
KAYNE, CRACKING THE WHIP ON TEAMMATE ROBERT, IN THE MISS USA GOWN CHALLENGE ON PROJECT RUNWAY
''She's a beauty queen, not a disco ball.''
ROBERT, RESPONDING TO KAYNE
''That would be the most glamorous final two in the history of the world. Oh, my God, it would be so aesthetically pleasing!''
MARCELLAS, CONTEMPLATING THE IDEA OF GOING TO THE FINALS WITH BOMBSHELL JANELLE, ON BIG BROTHER: ALL-STARS
''President Bush has been very clear that through his leadership, he has made the world safer.... My question to you is simply this: How much safer can the world afford to have him make us?''
JON STEWART, INTERVIEWING SEN. JOHN MCCAIN, ON THE DAILY SHOW
''These guys are, like, one generation removed from cave paintings.''
EX-CIA MEMBER MARK, DISCUSSING HIS JOCK COMPETITORS, THE SOUTHIE BOYS, ON TREASURE HUNTERS
