Music Article

Panic Epidemic

EW tells this summer's hit makers how to relax -- Panic! At the Disco, The Panic Channel, and Widespread Panic need a remedy

What's gotten music so terrified lately? EW listens to this summer's most anxiety-riddled bands and prescribes a little something to help them calm down.

PANIC! AT THE DISCO

Affliction Obsessive fear of not overproducing every track on their CD. Also scared of short song titles and losing Fall Out Boy's phone number.

Remedy Aromatherapy; three months opening for Iron Maiden and/or Slayer.

THE PANIC CHANNEL

Affliction Paranoia that guitarist Dave Navarro likes hosting Rock Star just a little too much.

Remedy Vitamin D; a visit to the ropes course for some trust building.

WIDESPREAD PANIC

Affliction Hysterical blindness prevents them from seeing the '90s jam-band revolution is dead.

Remedy Taking away the bongos would be a start.

Originally posted Aug 11, 2006 Published in issue #891-892 Aug 18, 2006 Order article reprints
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