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The 10 hottest topics for the week of September 3, 2006

1 German prosecutors won't look into Madonna-on-cross incident Will her crucifixion never be solved?

2 Bob Dylan says music hasn't sounded good for 20 years ''Granted,'' he concedes, ''that's around about when, on doctor's advice, I stopped hearing it through my nose.''

3 Weinsteins to take over MGM? Bob's been crashing on the break-room couch for over a month.

4 George Lucas says Indy 4 will be likePhantom Menace Explains the working title: Indiana Jones and the Secret of Suck Mountain.

5 Screenwriters announce which Transformers will be in Transformers In a twist worthy of The Crying Game, the very butch Optimus Prime will go toe-to-toe with Lou Reed.

6 Kid Rock and Pam Anderson just keep getting married Ssshh! Kid Rock thinks he's on a reality show called Pimp My Bride. And the crazy part is...he might be.

7 New Wayans movie announced In Revelations, Chapter 6.

8 Helen Mirren says movie about the Queen's reaction to Diana's death will be ''sensitive'' But she's quietly licensed ''Killer Queen'' for the soundtrack.

9 Brits censor cartoon smoking They hope to keep Britain the smoke-free utopia Sir Walter Raleigh always envisioned.

10 Nicole Richie trying to get her weight up Might I suggest sitting on your ass all day thinking of Nicole Richie jokes?

Originally posted Aug 25, 2006 Published in issue #894 Sep 01, 2006 Order article reprints
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