1 Trump fires Carolyn It was dark, and he mistook her for an outgoing wife.
2 Joe Eszterhas calls Val Kilmer an ''imbecile'' This is, hands down, the most relevant celebrity feud since Robert Guillaume rear-ended Michael Nouri at Chasen's.
3 Scorsese hired as film critic He's already begun work on a large and horrible mustache.
4 Sharon Stone confirms adoption rumors Yes, Stone has indeed been adopted by Randolph Dickerson, 73, of Terre Haute, Ind. He saw her on a pledge drive and just fell in love.
5 Rocky toys debut Hmm. My Judge Dredd place mats have yet to appreciate.
6 Controversy swirls around British TV movie about assassination of Bush The underfunded U.S. Department of Comebacks will retaliate with a YouTube video about Tony Blair's ''big, stupid ears.''
7 Nike reportedly wooing Jennifer Aniston They really want Angelina, but as we all know, this is how you get her.
8 Lance Armstrong seen with Paris Hilton He won her heart with pickup lines like ''My road to victory ends in Paris,'' ''Wanna take a Tour de Pants?'' and ''I am Lance Armstrong.''
9 Tom Sizemore reality show to air It will broadcast live from the Dumpster behind the Hustler Club.
10 Nick Lachey, A.J. DiScala, et al. buy b-ball team Guys, there are easier ways to meet cheerleaders. I don't know what they are, but there must be easier ways.
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