Hit List

Scott Brown's Hit List

The 10 hottest topics for the week of November 3, 2006

1 Ahmet Zappa to make Fraggle Rock movie As an original cast member, he feels particularly close to the project.

2 Wesley Snipes allegedly hasn't paid taxes in six years It's a form of protest: Snipes doesn't agree with Uncle Sam's laissez-faire approach to vampire deterrence.

3 Ellen Barkin jokes about having sex with George Clooney Look, there was a voucher in the gift bag.

4 Harrison Ford says he's fit enough to play Indy But he's requested that he only fight ''those really old Argentina Nazis.''

5 T.R. Knight comes out after Grey's Anatomy dustup A McDreamy-Burke manfight would turn even John Wayne gay.

6 Idol's RJ Helton also comes out Having established the elusive link between initials and gayness, scientists turn their attention to KC and the Sunshine Band.

7 Peter O'Toole is over his ''gastric nasties'' But he'll hang on to his ''naughty crawlies,'' a wrap gift from 'Caligula.'

8 Jessica Simpson tells Jane about the moment she knew her marriage was over Wouldn't it have been easier just to send them the YouTube link?

9 Fox preps NSA action-drama Don't get too excited: It's about the National Salad Alliance, and the only espionage involves the smuggling of illicit mesclun.

10 Matthew McConaughey, Lance Armstrong deny gay rumors It wasn't to be: They couldn't agree on who'd wear the yellow jersey.

Originally posted Oct 27, 2006 Published in issue #905 Nov 03, 2006 Order article reprints
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