$26.5 million that Borat made last weekend — the highest-grossing opening ever for a film playing at less than 1,000 theaters. Which amounts to...
3.5 billion Kazakhstani tenge or...
1,104,166 copies of Pamela Anderson's Star Struck: A Novel or...
5.3 million live chickens. And no worries, because...
$0 The monetary fine for bringing a chicken aboard the NYC subway — if it's a seeing-eye chicken.
