Thirteen Ghosts (2001)

Thirteen Ghosts, the second over-the-top remake of an over-the-top William Castle mid-century horror flick (the first was ''House on Haunted Hill''), tries to update the innocent camp of the original with cheap post-''Scream'' irony and lazy scattered racial jokes while dishing out a serving of technologically advanced spookiness, too. The result is a Halloween movie in horror limbo. The hapless modern family that inherits an elaborate haunted house from a nefarious uncle (F. Murray Abraham) includes dad (Tony Shalhoub), sis (Shannon Elizabeth), little brother (Alec Roberts), and the black put-up-with-no-bull housekeeper (Rah Digga) who doesn't understand white folks, especially crazy white folks who would consider living in a house with so much glass. (She announces she doesn't do windows.) Matthew Lillard bares his choppers and grimaces in pain as a psychic; Embeth Davidtz shows up as a self-described contractor in the ''spirit reclamation business'' who declares that the house is a machine'' designed by the devil and powered by the dead.'' The drop-dead fact is, this ornate but eerily unspooky production is designed by Hollywood vampires and powered by demographics.