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'ORDER' IN THE COURT The cast of the prime-time crime busters, ''Law & Order''
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Producer Dick Wolf has learned that slapping the ''Law & Order'' label on any of his crime stoppers' textbooks boosts prestige and profits. (It helped, for instance, when he advertised the 1998 Chris Noth TV movie ''Exiled'' as ''a 'Law & Order' movie''; on the other hand, Mann and Machine, his ''L&O''-free 1992 bomb about a cop and a curvy cop-robot, probably wouldn't have survived even if he'd subtitled it ''A Law & Order Fantasy.'')

Peel off Wolf's labels, however, and these ''Law & Orders'' become very different creations in various stages of development or regression.

Take the original Law & Order, now in its 12th season. On the police-procedural side, partners Jerry Orbach and Jesse L. Martin haven't established any appreciable rapport; it's only when a patented ''ripped from the headlines'' script is juicy (such as Nov. 28's clever sampling of the P. Diddy–Jennifer Lopez nightclub-shooting incident) that the series sparks.

These days, Sam Waterston is looking even more hangdog than usual now that his prosecutin' partner is Elisabeth Rohm -- whose acting style, as revealed in two previous series, Bull and Angel, consists primarily of talking in a monotone and staring blankly, as if trying to hypnotize her colleagues and the audience with the message ''I'm a young blonde.... Nothing else matters.... You will liiiiike me....'' Sorry, Lizzie, your character's pearls-and-cashmere-sweater wardrobe is a nice touch, but your WASP ice-princess act doesn't cut it.


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