Hit List

Hit List

The 10 hottest topics for the week of January 19, 2007

Scott Brown's Hit List

1 The L Word's Cybill Shepherd ''always very interested in playing a lesbian'' Though, right up until filming, she sort of thought it was a musical instrument.

2 Daryl Hannah nearly sold into sex slavery in late '70s Back then, that was a euphemism for working with Burt Reynolds.

3 NBC yet to cast new Bionic Woman They can't find a woman with multimillion-dollar enhancements in L.A.?

4 Justin Timberlake, Cameron Diaz reportedly split It's the Law of Conservation of Sexy, Cam: For every Unit of Sexy gotten back, an equal Unit of Sexy is lost.

5 Liev Schreiber says ''It's all about my size and my eyebrows'' I don't understand this, yet I will not dispute it.

6 Custody of Marilyn Manson's cats, dachshunds in question as Dita Von Teese divorce proceeds Kit-kit and Schmooper hate it when devil-daddy and fetish-mommy fight.

7 50 Cent to create a line of condoms Caution: They react poorly with The Game-brand sensual lubricant.

8 Lindsay Lohan has appendix removed It was already preserved, saving a fortune in formaldehyde.

9 ABBA's Björn Ulvaeus accused of tax evasion The Swedish IRS claims that for years he's just been sending in a sack of used sequins.

10 Vatican orders rock opera based on The Divine Comedy Is Creed reading this? Please don't let Creed be reading this.

Originally posted Jan 24, 2007 Published in issue #916 Jan 19, 2007 Order article reprints