Scott Brown's hit list
1 James Franco wishes Lindsay Lohan well after flap over alleged dis He also suggested she check herself, lest she wreck herself, then snapped and sashayed off.
2 Suzanne Somers reveals, ''All my jewelry burned up'' in Malibu wildfire Vows Somers: ''No more paper jewelry!''
3 O.J. book leaked in Newsweek Among the revelations: a great recipe for pancakes O.J. never made but if he had, this is how he would have made them.
4 Sharon Stone's ''lopsided breasts'' get Razzie nom for Worst Screen Couple Righty Tighty will accept on behalf of the ailing Lefty Loosey.
5 Michael Madsen says he smashed his cell phone with a hammer Explained the actor, ''Thing was talkin' to me.''
6 Martha Stewart tries to trademark name of N.Y. town Something about Imcloneville just makes her want to own it.
7 Ex-sex club owner says he'll reveal all of his Hollywood clientele And heads up, ALF he's going alphabetically.
8 Brangelina raises awareness about New Orleans by moving into $3.5 million French Quarter mansion If their aim was to highlight the obscene wealth gap, mission accomplished.
9 Today to get fourth hour Somehow, NBC says, this will result in even less screen time for Ann Curry.
10 Leonardo DiCaprio feared being a ''piece of cute meat'' So he opted to be the artful garnish you push around the plate.