Picture this: Grudge helmer Takashi Shimizu directing, as Elle Fanning (Babel) coos ''They're heeere.'' We dare you to sit close to the screen.
Wentworth Miller (Prison Break) could definitely do justice to a souped-up robo-suit and he'd never have to worry about helmet hair.
Up-and-comer Joon-ho Bong (The Host) deserves a shot at taming the granddaddy of all prehistoric radioactive things. (Okay, so it's a small family.)
THE THIN MAN
Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal (we can dream, right?) would add a youthful and modern twist to the gin-soaked mystery series.