1 Judge calls Mel Gibson's rehab ''effective''
''He's eating kugel!'' he gushed. ''Kugel!''
2 Law & Order: Criminal Intent moves to USA Network
Dick Wolf will keep costs down by making the ''chung-chung'' sounds himself.
3 Lance Bass developing reality show
Lance is expecting to poach at least 10 percent of the 'Bassmasters' audience.
4 Angelina Jolie says Shiloh was planned
''The baby was planned,'' she clarified. ''The name was from Boggle.''
5 In letter, Candy Spelling says she's ''very worried'' about Paris Hilton
It was sent to TMZ.com, now listed as Paris' home address.
6 Neighbors sue Leo DiCaprio, claiming his b-ball court undermined their
pool and deck
This makes ''Shyamalan-Deer-Fence-gate'' look like a parking ticket.
7 Leonard Nimoy releasing photo book of naked plus-size women
He discovered them when the Enterprise was patrolling the NutriSystem. Hey-o!
8 J. Lo denies adding security after reported antifur death threats
''It's one chinchilla, on foot, lightly armed,'' she hissed from atop Nakatomi Plaza. ''He's not a problem.''
9 Rare Captain & Tennille TV specials to be released on DVD
''Captain & Tennille and the Harlem Globetrotters'' fills in key gaps in the Captain & Tennille mythology.
10 David Blaine might jump off the Brooklyn Bridge
No, David Blaine! You still have so many anticlimactic specials to live for! Think of the nonplussed children!