Hit List

Scott Brown's Hit List

The 10 hottest topics for the week of May 25

1 Judge calls Mel Gibson's rehab ''effective''
''He's eating kugel!'' he gushed. ''Kugel!''

2 Law & Order: Criminal Intent moves to USA Network
Dick Wolf will keep costs down by making the ''chung-chung'' sounds himself.

3 Lance Bass developing reality show
Lance is expecting to poach at least 10 percent of the 'Bassmasters' audience.

4 Angelina Jolie says Shiloh was planned
''The baby was planned,'' she clarified. ''The name was from Boggle.''

5 In letter, Candy Spelling says she's ''very worried'' about Paris Hilton
It was sent to TMZ.com, now listed as Paris' home address.

6 Neighbors sue Leo DiCaprio, claiming his b-ball court undermined their pool and deck
This makes ''Shyamalan-Deer-Fence-gate'' look like a parking ticket.

7 Leonard Nimoy releasing photo book of naked plus-size women
He discovered them when the Enterprise was patrolling the NutriSystem. Hey-o!

8 J. Lo denies adding security after reported antifur death threats
''It's one chinchilla, on foot, lightly armed,'' she hissed from atop Nakatomi Plaza. ''He's not a problem.''

9 Rare Captain & Tennille TV specials to be released on DVD
''Captain & Tennille and the Harlem Globetrotters'' fills in key gaps in the Captain & Tennille mythology.

10 David Blaine might jump off the Brooklyn Bridge
No, David Blaine! You still have so many anticlimactic specials to live for! Think of the nonplussed children!

Originally posted May 18, 2007 Published in issue #935 May 25, 2007 Order article reprints
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