Michael Courtney

LANA LANG (Kristin Kreuk)
Smallville (2001-present)

STRENGTHS She was the rare teen beauty who had no idea how hot she actually was. Recent years have seen her go from sweet to slightly badass.

WEAKNESSES Possibly brain-damaged from all the times she's been struck unconscious. No wonder it took her six seasons to learn Clark's secret.

COMPATIBILITY (on a scale of 1 to 10) 4
Quintessential young love...it screws both people up for every relationship to come. Good luck with that, Lois Lane.