Starsurf/Splash

PAMELA ANDERSON
pamelaanderson.com

ANGLE: A cheeky diary from the actress/mom/animal rights advocate.

HIGH POINT: Pam's realization that Uggs are made with animal skin (''I thought they were shaved kindly?'') is double-take-worthy — ''I feel so guilty for that craze being started around Baywatch days.... People like to tell me all the time that I started that trend.'' But now she adds, ''That's it!!!!''

LOW POINT: She scrimps on the details of her blink-and-you-missed-it marriage to Kid Rock: ''Divorce. Yes, it's true. Unfortunately impossible.'' Awwww.

VERDICT: The opposite of Ugg. B+