Who should replace Rosie O’Donnell and Star Jones
LORRAINE BRACCO
Stats
Emmy-nominated for her work as the tough Dr. Melfi on The Sopranos.
Smarts
Bracco held her own with the chatty girls until she unconvincingly
compared Paris Hilton to Madonna. Um, no.
Sanity
No nuttiness here, although she could still be a Rosie-level button pusher.
Star Quality
Some, but she's a bit too abrasive, and we already have an East Coast loudmouth (hi, Joy!).
Grade: B+
GOLDIE HAWN
Stats
Academy Award-winning and perpetually bubbly star of films like 1980's Private Benjamin.
Smarts
Well-informed when discussing menopause, less so when talking about politics. That could be a problem.
Sanity
A bit kooky (in a good way).
Star Quality
There's no question the gal has charm, but Hawn seems a tad delicate for The View's fierce on-air battles.
Grade: B-
SHERRI SHEPHERD
Stats
Stand-up comedian best known for her role as Sara Rue's pal on ABC's Less Than Perfect.
Smarts
The quick-witted Shepherd is fairly conservative, which could provide Elisabeth with a much-needed ally.
Sanity
Hmm...she proclaimed that she wanted to kill her philandering husband and asserted that evolution is a crock.
Star Quality
However, the lady does make us laugh!
Grade: A-

