Forrest Gump: 21/30 All My Children star Cameron Mathison had to wear leg braces as a child, which is pretty much the only thing I remember about his segment. I'm sorry! Blame the order! Or his lackluster personality and performance. Cameron and Edyta the Human Panther danced a fox-trot that METAPHORMSTR likened to a faucet: ''It flowed, splattered a bit, a gush, couple of drips.'' Cameron and Edyta do get major points for humorous yet inconsequential mess-ups: He stumbled down the stairs during the intros on Monday night, and Edyta trotted out in style with her first wardrobe malfunction of the season on Tuesday night: a bright white thong peeking out of that heinous dress with the black dust ruffle at the bottom. Yay!
Wayne Newton: 19/30 I feel like if for some reason you had to mop up Wayne Newton's sweat-drenched dance floor with Wayne Newton's sweat-drenched head, his hair would leave black tar streaks in its wake. It's amazing. Even his peach-fuzzy sideburns have been spray-painted. Very impressive. Unlike Wayne's dancing. The best parts of his cha-cha with Cheryl involved some demonstrative gun/finger-pointing and playful ''Aren't I amusing?'' grins. The judges couldn't tell him that, though, so they scored Wayne higher than the guy less than half his age who did about 5000 more moves. Obviously.
Floyd Mayweather: 18/30 Floyd and Karina's cha-cha was well choreographed and had so much energy that I was shocked to realize they actually finished in last place. Maybe I was too busy watching Karina. Floyd seems like the perfect candidate to be this season's most improved player. Right now, the champion boxer is too stompy and aggressive and, as Carrie Ann pointed out, needs to realize Karina's not fighting against him. But the judges have faith: DANCMSTR told Floyd, ''You'll be fantastic,'' and Bruno told his new contestant crush, whom he renamed ''September Storm,'' to ''channel the force!''
What do you think? Which ''star'' deserves to go home first? How did Drew do his second night out? And who else wishes Kenny Mayne would reprise DanceCenter tonight instead of (gasp) tap-dancing? Post your comments on the message board below, then go to our TV Poll and vote for the Dancing With the Stars contestant you're rooting for.
