Stupid Questions With Jennifer Love Hewitt

ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: This is a little awkward, but I actually don't know what you did last summer.
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT: I rested. There were no fishermen. But I did eat fish sticks, which was exciting.

John Mayer reportedly wrote a hit song about you. To save time for our fact-checkers, will you confirm that your body is a wonderland, or at least possesses characteristics similar to one?
My body is far from a wonderland. My body is more like a pawnshop. There's a lot of interesting things put together, and if you look closely you'd probably be excited, but at first glance, not so much.

Bailey is drinking again! What do we do???
Find him a new actress to throw through the windshield. I've moved on.

You released a song called ''Let's Go Bang.'' I'm pretty sure I get the sexual reference, but what's the nonsexual side of this double entendre?
The bang was supposed to be a big dance in clubs. Like the macarena, but slightly cooler. But nobody was even interested in listening to ''Let's Go Bang,'' let alone doing the dance.

Shall we ask Jennifer Lopez if you can borrow the J. Lo moniker for a weekend and take it clubbing, or at least make a Spanish-language album with it?
No, but I feel like I was J. Lo first. But it suits her, so I'm fine with her taking it.... There will be no feud.

You, Diddy, Elle Macpherson, and Jessica Simpson pitch Proactiv. Rank the four in order of zittiness.
Most zitty to least? I'm going to say maybe Diddy, then Jessica, then Elle, and then I'll put myself last.

How are they going to feel about that?
I'm a little nervous. But you're the one who asked me to do it!

Relax, I'll take the heat.
This will haunt me for the next year of my life.... Diddy, you're the best.... But I'm not going to put myself up there as the zittiest.

Originally posted Oct 05, 2007 Published in issue #958 Oct 12, 2007 Order article reprints

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