''They say you should never mix business with pleasure. Really? Well, then explain to me how a putt-putt golf company operates.''
ANDY (ED HELMS) ON THE OFFICE
''Come on — let Momma score you some kick-ass chronic.''
STELLA (POLLY BERGEN), OFFERING TO BUY HER DAUGHTER LYNETTE (FELICITY HUFFMAN) SOME MARIJUANA, ON DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
''There's a fine line between a felony and doing something really supercool.''
SOCK (TYLER LABINE) ON REAPER
''I'm just changing the lead to my bear story. The first I had was too soft, and then it was too hard, and now I think it's just right.''
KELLY (PATRICIA HEATON), WRITING A BREAKING STORY ABOUT A BEAR ATTACK, ON BACK TO YOU
''A 3-year-old boy who was lost in the Amazon rain forest for 11 days has been found alive. Reportedly, the boy survived by hanging out in a nearby Starbucks.''
AMY POEHLER, ON ''WEEKEND UPDATE'' ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
''It's the Japanese-porn-star diet. I only eat paper, but I can eat all the paper I want.''
JENNA (JANE KRAKOWSKI), ON 30 ROCK
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