A few weeks ago, the diner across the street from EW's New York City offices was closed to make room for approximately the 1,275th Duane Reade drugstore in Manhattan, and what? You don't care? We sort of thought you might; after all, there's currently no hotter celeb-spotting locale than the pharmacy. To wit: On Nov. 4, usually discreet Transformers star Shia LaBeouf was collared in a Chicago Walgreens for ''misdemeanor criminal trespassing'' at 2:30 in the morning. (But let's be honest: Who hasn't caused an after-hours scene at a Walgreens at least once in their life?) Two days earlier, Ellen DeGeneres ran a segment from a CVS, where she gave away money, TiVos, and shopping sprees, and helped women pick out greeting cards a lovely gesture. Then there are the countless Internet videos of stalkerazzi pursuing Britney Spears through various L.A. Rite Aids, which raises a question: What do people find interesting about a kooky-looking woman wandering linoleum aisles? Last time we checked, every town in America has a drugstore wherein it's possible to find an equally disheveled if far less notorious person doing the exact same thing.