ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: What's going on with your TV show? Is there going to be any more of The Andy Milonakis Show?
ANDY MILONAKIS: Probably not in its original form. I'm coming up with some new show ideas that are much more tortured-soul than, like, 10-year-old on acid and crack, much more like characters just, like, beaten down. As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who's kind of tortured and hates his life. Kind of like a Larry David-type thing. I have a specific idea I don't really want to talk about yet, but ... the stem of the idea comes from reality, from where I had popular videos on the Internet. I'm going to write a whole pilot and see if anyone's interested, and if not then I'll just live out the tortured life instead of showing it on TV.

Do you still talk to Jimmy Kimmel?
Ummm, by talk do you mean make love to?

Not exactly.
Yeah, I talk to him all the time. He never stops standing by me. I really got lucky that he was the one who found my [online videos].... He had an avenue to show it to a lot of people, but he stood by me, got me on his show, helped me develop my own show. He even was the one who got me involved with MyDamnChannel. He constantly looks out for me and I really, truly feel lucky that it wasn't some other random person that found me that would be like, ''Okay, yeah, yeah this is funny, haha,'' and then kind of chew me up and spit out like, Next! What's the next thing? He saw a potential and took the time out to develop it. There's no way to repay that man for that.

Do you think fans of your show and your original Internet shorts are going to enjoy your online show, or are you going for another demographic?
I think the fans of the old-school Internet shorts were a little bit older just because it was racier material. As stupid as I was being, it kind of played better to the older crowd because [I was] being dirty, talking about more adult subjects and stuff, and I think that group of people will be happy with it. People who watch [The Andy Milonakis Show], I don't know if they're going to fully get it. I mean, some of them are five years old so I hope not. There's little kids on trains coming up to me, singing my theme song, and they can barely walk. And I'm like, ''I can't believe how young some of the people are that watch my show,'' so I hope they're not watching my new videos where I talk about ''vagina.'' That's my favorite word by the way.

Is it true that you're coming out with a hip-hop comedy album?
Yes ma'am. I have about 12 songs already, but I can only use like four or five of them because a lot of the ones I did like a year ago I don't think are good now. I'm going to keep working. [I'm working with] my boy Stu Stone, and Justin Trugman is doing a lot of the beats for it. He [Trugman] is a real hip-hop producer. He's worked with a bunch of real artists. So it's good to get real people involved with my wacky bulls--- antics. It's just cool because I don't want to make a gimmicky comedy CD. I want to make a real hip-hop CD that happens to be funny.

You're song ''Penis Capades'' is floating around the Internet. Is that going to be on your album?
That one's going to be on my album, and we're actually doing a music video for it. It should be up soon. It's gonna be really filthy. We have a special cameo in that too.

Who's going to have a cameo?
It's a secret. Actually, there might be two cameos. I really think it's gonna be really disturbing and offensive. There's not a lot of music videos that are totally, totally disturbing. I think this one will be pretty f---ing disturbing.

Is is going to be on MyDamnChannel?
Yeah, we're still working out the details of it but [I'm] 99 percent [sure it will be on MyDamnChannel].

When do you think people can expect to be able to go out and buy your CD?
I don't really have a date, but I'm filming the sequel to Waiting in October, so that's gonna kind of c— blocked it a little bit, but ... I'd say it'll definitely be in stores in time to buy as a Christmas present for all your eight-year-old kids. Eight-year-old kids that love triple X-rated content.

NEXT PAGE: Is Andy on Team Kanye or Team 50? And how does he feel about papaya juice?

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