THE BIG BANG THEORY TEE
Sheldon looks positively genius in this Junk Food Flash tee. A smart purchase if ever there was one. (Urban Outfitters) $28
PROJECT RUNWAY SEWING MACHINE
Want to make your friends Tim Gunn-worthy outfits? Step 1: Score the Brother Innov-is 40 used on the show. Step 2: Make it work. (800-4-A-BROTHER) $299 and up
OFFICE READING
Start your own Finer Things Club, like Oscar, Pam, and Toby did on The Office. Their literary pick: E.M. Forster's A Room With a View. (amazon.com) $17
HOUSE SNEAKERS
These Nike Cortez sneakers help prickly medical genius House kick his apprentices' asses. They're the perfect footwear for torturing underlings! (nike.com) $80
TOP CHEF KNIFE
You may have rooted against Top Chef winner Hung, but you can't argue with his fierce skills. Chop like the champ, using his Misono UX10 knife. (korin.com) $ 210
30 ROCK ART
Called ''The Half-Eaten Lunch,'' this photo hangs in Liz Lemon's 30 Rock office. Put it on your wall, and you'll never go hungry again. (consolidatedarts.com) $600
GOSSIP GIRL DRESS
Wanna be as well dressed as Gossip Girl's Serena van der Woodsen? OMG, you totally need to score this slinky black Catherine Malandrino mini! (catherinemalandrino.com) $545
MARIE OSMOND DOLL
As a boogying real-life doll, Dancing With the Stars' Marie Osmond was frightening. But at least you can keep her actual doll far from the dance floor. (charismabrands.com) $90
DIRTY SEXY MONEY WINE
Nick went all the way to Italy to fetch a bottle of ''Chiavennasca'' wine. You can taste it closer to home: We recommend this 2002 Conti Sertoli Salis Sforzato Canua. (vinositeshop.com) $55
