''Does it hurt your back to kiss your own ass like that?''
Will (Eric McCormack to Ben Doucette (Gregory Hines), on Will & Grace
''Recently, the Census Bureau mailed explanatory letters to every
American household, but a printing error caused all 120 million
to be wrongly addressed. Government officials now fear the
letters will wind up...thrown out in the wrong 120 million
garbage cans.''
Jon Stewart on The Daily Show
''Kathie Lee Gifford has quit. She said on her show that she's
going to leave...in July. Frank was completely shocked. He was
so stunned that he fell off his flight attendant.''
Jay Leno on
The Tonight Show
''George W. Bush has a new campaign slogan: It's 'A Reformer with
Results'.... I think it's better than his old campaign slogan:
'A Dumb Guy with Connections.'''
David Letterman on Late Show
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