Warning! You Could Have OJD

MAGIC-MARKER TATS
Afflicted parties scrawl ''Marry Me, Joe!'' or ''Mrs. Jonas'' on their appendages.

FIRE-ENGINE PANTS
The boys rocked this look, fans loved it, and now the most dedicated regularly don red-hot trousers.

RANDOM ACTS OF SCRAPPING
Gaggles of tribute albums filled with concert photos and love notes are left at every show.

MYSPACE CALLING PLAN
Truly sick fans call the Jonases' MySpace number — at 3 a.m. — and leave odes that'll be broadcast on the Web. (818-748-8887)

FLAT-OUT STALKING
The most rabid procure the digits of the Jonas family. Which means the Jonases have to change their numbers (and often).

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