If you like your historical epics to be, you know, historically accurate, this isn't for you. Instead, think of 10,000 BC as a kind of goofy What If, as in, What if an English-speaking, buffed-up woolly-mammoth hunter with great teeth (Steven Strait) took on an Egypt-like civilization that kidnapped his beloved (Camilla Belle) — who also has great teeth? We're thinking the answer may have something to do with floss.

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