IRON MAN (MAY 2)
In a word: Hot. Robert Downey Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow, action, comedy,
pathos, and...finally!...a backstory more fleshed out than the earlier
TV spot. We're stoked, but wondering: How's it all fit in one movie? A
MEET BILL (MAY 9)
Aaron Eckhart dons his self-loathing suit as a goofier version of American Beauty's Lester Burnham, who's caught between Elizabeth Banks
and Jessica Alba. Plus, supporting players Kristen Wiig and Jason
Sudeikis bode well. B+
THE LOVE GURU (JUNE 20)
In his live-action return, Mike Myers plays a madcap swami who
manhandles Verne Troyer and flirts clumsily with a hottie (more cloying
Alba). Wouldn't it just have been easier — and funnier — to make Austin Powers 4? C-
