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Marie Osmond and Jonathan Roberts: Freestyle
Season 5
It's fitting and even oddly poignant that the likeliest DWTS performance to permanently lodge itself in viewers' brains is one as laughably awful as Marie Osmond's zombie doll freestyle. You kept waiting for her to abandon the ''limp'' effect and start moving like a living being, and she just never did. At least she didn't faint — although if I could have reassigned her week 5 post-samba faint to any other moment of the season, it'd be right when Jonathan starts enthusiastically turning the giant key. Or sooner.
FLOP YOUR WAY TO The impressive three-second stretch from 1:28-1:31 in which Marie pulls out at least seven of the most heinous moves imaginable. And if you can handle it: 1:50, when an airborne Marie invites Jonathan's face into her crotch.
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