CZECH REPUBLIC
At the spa city of Karlovy Vary, the comedian takes a mud bath next to
the comely form of 2006 Miss World winner Tatana Kucharova. ''It's like
sitting in a warm, wet bath with a lot of gravel up your backside!''
declares Palin. Smooth.
BULGARIA
While visiting Bulgaria's capital, Sofia, the Monty Pythoner meets Azis,
the conservative country's hugely popular — and, we'd wager, only — gay
gypsy transvestite pop star.
SLOVAKIA
In a mountain village, self-proclaimed ''city boy'' Palin reluctantly
helps to shave a dead pig.
TURKEY
In Ephesus, Palin attends the 25th Camel Wrestling festival, where
20,000 people watch humped beasts — who've been kept ''hungry and randy'' to
make 'em angry — pin one another's heads to the ground. Beat that, Vince
McMahon!
