At the spa city of Karlovy Vary, the comedian takes a mud bath next to the comely form of 2006 Miss World winner Tatana Kucharova. ''It's like sitting in a warm, wet bath with a lot of gravel up your backside!'' declares Palin. Smooth.
While visiting Bulgaria's capital, Sofia, the Monty Pythoner meets Azis, the conservative country's hugely popular and, we'd wager, only gay gypsy transvestite pop star.
In a mountain village, self-proclaimed ''city boy'' Palin reluctantly helps to shave a dead pig.
In Ephesus, Palin attends the 25th Camel Wrestling festival, where 20,000 people watch humped beasts who've been kept ''hungry and randy'' to make 'em angry pin one another's heads to the ground. Beat that, Vince McMahon!