1 Endless Letterman rumors
If it's gonna change your life whether
he's on ABC or NBC at 11:30 or 12:30, you don't have one.
2 Spike Lee
Thank God he's black. What would we need with another
Oliver Stone?
3 Catherine Crier
Moving from CNN to ABC. Welcome to the
''Stepford Evening News.''
4 Beauty and the Beast video
A million-seller overnight because
Disney knows kids will watch the same movie over and over again even
if it's good.
5 Marketing green M&M's
Teen legend says they make you horny. I
always thought being a teen made you horny.
6 Dracula
They say it's a big hit at the box office ''because
blood-sucking is sexy.'' How do they explain mosquitoes?
7 Power struggle
Hillary thinks Bill should concentrate on
domestic issues, but he wants to dabble in foreign affairs.
8 Brigitte Bardot
She had an accident. So I sent her a rabbit's
foot for good luck.
9 The Bodyguard
Whitney Houston plays a flamboyant pop diva in
her film debut. Unless you are one, how can you tell if she's doing
it right?
10 Christmas windows
But who can afford to window-shop anymore?
11 Gays in the military
Funny, isn't it? Straight men are afraid
of being subjected to the ogling they think women enjoy.
12 Brooklyn Bridge cancellation
A quality show
with oodles of family values. Where's the remote?
13 Howard Stern/Filipino duel
Send Imelda. No matter who loses,
we all win.
14 Thanksgiving
Make this a happy holiday. Eat safely.
15 Women priests
Question: If God is a woman, who created men?


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