Hits
· The ''You Suck Sarah Marshall'' posters don't suck.
· Claire from Top Model lays to rest the Breakfast Club notion that Claire is a ''fat girl's name''
· A Gossip gay?

Near Misses
· $20 million Madea is the new Julia Roberts
· Counting Crows regain relevance thanks to new album, tour, and Jason Castro's dreads
· Survivor quitters

Misses
· Prison Break deserves death penalty, gets fourth-season reprieve instead
· Jonathan Rhys Meyers' Tudors moustache.
· Amazon.com special offer: Tori Spelling and Valerie Bertinelli's tell-alls for the low price of $30.57.


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