Sound Bites

''British Prime Minister Tony Blair's wife is urging her husband to take time off from leading the country with a paternity leave when his fourth child is born. Many critics are saying a 'real man' would stay at home and care for the child, though others point out real men are generally not British.''
Jon Stewart on The Daily Show

''Oh, you know what else might be good for your self-esteem? Not being the village whore.''Eric (Topher Grace) to Laurie (Lisa Robin Kelly) on That '70s Show

''The Supreme Court says now that New York City can ban nude dancing. So, if you're looking for nudity here in New York City, I believe your best bet is still the subway.''
David Letterman on Late Show

''You almost had me there for a second, Mom — no Tooth Fairy! I suppose you're going to tell me there's no Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, or Jesus either!''
Eric Cartman on South Park

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