We're only halfway through this season of Survivor: Micronesia, and already the bodies are more bruised than the egos. Here's a blow-by-blow recap.
The season's premier punching bag (a.k.a. Eliza) gets things off to a
messy start when she topples headfirst over a moving cart during the
inaugural immunity challenge. (Feb. 7)
PAIN LEVEL Mild
Chet is dragged through sludge by impatient, grunting tribemate Joel
during a capture-the-flag contest that turns violent. (See also:
Jonathan's cut leg; Parvati's busty — oops, busted — lip.) (March 6)
PAIN LEVELModerate
For once, it wasn't his mouth that got Jonathan in trouble: Still
suffering from his leg wound, the bloviator blubbers around camp in
agony before eventually ditching the island. (March 13)
PAIN LEVELUnbearable
Ozzy's shaggy Mini-Me (a.k.a. Erik) takes an ill-advised shortcut that
sends him flying chest-first into a platform, ensuring that Jonny
Fairplay would not be the most painful thing you saw all season. (April
3)
PAIN LEVELHair-raising
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