Number of years Sinbad claims it takes a man to break in a pair of underwear: 7-9
Age at which he admits he still wore Spider-Man underwear: 18
Number of pages on which he jokes about being spanked by his parents: 21
Number of pages on which he touts using duct tape instead to punish his own kids: 3
His perfect distance for love at first sight: 3 to 6 feet
Number of dates he says you can have with someone and still break up over the phone: 5
Number of years it takes a woman to earn a real diamond after accepting his marriage proposal with a cubic zirconium: 9-10
Number of times he's been divorced: 1


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