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1 Neil Patrick Harris clarifies: I do want Britney back on How I Met
Your Mother
He's even hired Jermaine Jackson to play the ''I Want You Back'' bass line
under her window.
2 George Clooney says ''George Clooney'' fashion line is bogus
This is a great way to disavow 3 million unsold Leatherheads hoodies.
3 Matchbox Twenty cancels rodeo concert out of concern for animals
Even the animals really don't want to hear that ''3 a.m.'' song one more
time.
4 Danny DeVito to woo Kristen Bell in When in Rome
Is that really ''as the Romans do''? If so, I applaud the decline in Roman
standards and will move there immediately.
5 Survivor to be broadcast in HD
Fans will finally be able to see each individual grain of producer
manipulation.
6 Full House alum Jodie Sweetin gives birth
The baby's first words were ''You got it, dude!'' to which her nonplussed
mother replied, ''How rude!''
7 PETA declares truce with Beyoncé
Under the terms of the agreement, PETA will admit she was ''pretty good''
in Dreamgirls, and Beyoncé will stop whaling.
8 Empire State Building to be lit in the colors of Mariah Carey's new
album
To cap the promotion, Mariah will climb to the top while being pursued
by biplanes.
9 Alicia Keys calls gangsta rap a government conspiracy
Agreed. I see the hand of MC Rove in this.
10 Whitesnake frontman: ''The world is such a mess, what's needed is a new Whitesnake album!''
Meanwhile, the global Whitesnake conspiracy continues to lag sadly
behind.
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