Zeus and Roxanne

In Zeus and Roxanne, dog Zeus meets dolphin Roxanne in this saccharine love story of single parents (Steve Guttenberg and Kathleen Quinlan) who regrettably — and after much scheming by their adorable kids — follow the lead of their more intelligent pets. He's a composer and she's a marine biologist in an idyllic beach town, and like Zeus and Roxanne, they talk a lot but say nothing. A pale tale even by kid-vid standards. C-