In Swine Not? Pastry chef Ellie McBride moves her family — and their pet pig, who narrates — from Tennessee to a New York hotel. The problem? A ''No Exotic Pets Allowed'' policy.
Music Biz Plot Point
The hotel's guests include fictionalized Disney Channel
performer-turned-pop megastar ''Royal T.''
Lowdown
Easily pleased children may devour this fatty yarn from
''Margaritaville'' singer Jimmy Buffett. Adults might prefer a bacon sandwich. C+
