1 For his 50th birthday, Prince walks down Hollywood Boulevard without security
Apparently, he wanted to spend his big day getting jumped by a drunk guy
in a Superman outfit.
2 Vin Diesel becomes a father
Sadly, the baby was rumored to open much bigger than it actually did.
3 Snoop Dogg to Jay-Z and Beyoncé: ''Go home and make babies''
That's actually the first commandment in the Snoop Testament, Book of
Dogg, Chapter Shizzle.
4 Self-proclaimed ''terrible driver'' Pam Anderson sells her Dodge Viper
for PETA
''Seriously, I kill, like, 10 chinchillas a day with this thing,'' she
admitted. ''They run right out in front of you!''
5 Nicole Richie, Joel Madden photographed with Barney the dinosaur
Bad sign: Barney's a Viper Room mainstay.
6 Reality show pranks Chris Rock into thinking he's accused of having
sex with a British minor
Hilarious! If the show's a success, it may spawn a spin-off, Telling
Celebrities Their Loved Ones Are Dead.
7 Mexican officials remove naked soap star from tourism ads
Mexico, I beg of you: Let Susan Lucci have this. She's on a streak.
8 New AC/DC album to be sold exclusively at Wal-Mart
As part of the promotion, band members will also greet you at the door
in blue leather vests.
9 VH1 reality show Scream Queens will look for next horror star
Eventually, this show will merge with American Idol, thereby
satisfying the twin American urges for bloodlust and melisma.
10 R. Kelly defense lawyer speeds through courthouse on a scooter
''Gotta scoot! Can't miss The Mole!'' he called out — then stopped and
asked jurors if they got the joke.
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