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Poetic License
''Project Runway'' prose -- The Bravo show's Michael Kors and his lyrical judging
Is Project Runway judge Michael Kors a poet who doesn't even know it? Stitch together a few of his best bons mots from this season and it sure seems that way.
It Looks Like...
Petals here, petals there
Like toilet paper caught in a windstorm
A Handi Wipe gone wrong
It's got a pocket, it's got a piece, it's got a
panel
It's five dresses in one
A very '80s Joan Collins powerbitch
dress
But even curvy girls don't want fins.
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