1 Amy Fisher's book
Good thing she can't sell it door-to-door.
2 Willie Nelson
On the road again with his best album in years. Where else does he have to go?
3 Delta Burke
She's taken Tom Arnold's time slot after Roseanne. But she lets him park wherever he wants.
4 The president on Cheers
They've offered the Republicans equal time...on Star Search.
5 Mike Tyson's Muslim name
6 April 15
The best things in life are free. After this, you'll be able to afford so many of them.
7 Spurs posse
Once upon a time you couldn't talk about sex in school. Now you can letter in it.
8 Debbie Gibson
Turned down an ''offer'' to appear nude in Playboy. It didn't take long to go from teen idol to just idle, did it?
A radio station plays all Garth Brooks, all the time. He'll be around a lot longer than they will.
10 Susan Lucci
If she had won an Emmy 14 years ago, no one but soap opera fans would know who she is.
What's worse thinking it had been canceled years ago or knowing it was still on?
12 Six Flags vs. Disney World
Bugs Bunny tangles with Mr. Mouse. It's a small, vengeful world after all.
13 Shelley Long
Crawling back to television after a dismal movie career. Good Advice would have been to stick with Cheers.
14 James Brown
He's threatening to sue rappers for sampling his music. Papa's brand-new bag is a briefcase.
15 Bill Wyman's ex-wife's mom
The former Rolling Stone's 30-year-old son plans to marry his onetime stepgrandmother. They'll have to do the family tree in pencil.