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Build-a-Blockbuster

We create a movie for 2009 that guarantees to replicate this year's summer box office success

Hey, Hollywood: Looking for a guaranteed hit next summer? Then check out our pitch for Sex and the Kingdom of Dark Robots: The Musical!

Four city gals don masks to combat crime — and the aging effects of UV rays — with the help of a cute robot sidekick. But infighting threatens the group when they all go mad for the same accessory: a bling-tastic crystal skull. Did we mention the whole thing is a sing-along to the hits of Swedish supergroup Ace of Base?

Originally posted Aug 15, 2008 Published in issue #1007-1008 Aug 22, 2008 Order article reprints