The Bullseye

Hits
· The wily, honest, hilarious video for Pink's new single ''So What.'' And how about that Carey Hart cameo?
· Hamlet 2's ''Rock Me Sexy Jesus'' finally removes ''I Kissed a Girl'' from our heads

Near Misses
· Cloris Leachman replaces Marie Osmond in the ''dotty blast from the past'' slot this fall on DWTS
· Somebody, please? Stop us from watching ''Spaghetti Cat'' on YouTube yet again
· Rumors of a Melrose Place reunion at this year's Emmy Awards send Bullseye into a frenzied state of shock

Misses
· London embarrasses itself at the Olympics finale by wheeling out a cute little double-decker bus.
· Noooo! Ian Ziering to star in gladiator spoof as Testiclees, a ''hero who can only be wounded in his gonads.''
· Terrence Howard, singer.