''Roger Daltrey, Pete Townshend, Morgan Freeman, and Barbra Streisand
will be recognized at the Kennedy Center Honors this December...as the
worst version of the Who ever assembled.''
—Seth Meyers on Saturday Night Live
''I'm a whore. I'm sure you knew that if you've seen Operation Dumbo
Drop.''
—Denis Leary, while hosting Fashion Rocks
''You look like Victoria's Secretions.''
—Judge Miss J, to oversexed contestant Sheena, on America's Next Top
Model
''Bruce Jenner! My whole life you've been my hero. Every night I've
dreamt of meeting you...with other things that happened in the dream I
don't want to discuss.''
—Phys ed teacher Dave Stewie (Christopher Meloni), meeting his Olympic
idol, in Gym Teacher: The Movie
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