''You need a specialist to remove those kind of warts. Preferably one
with experience spelunking.''
House (Hugh Laurie), messing with Dr. Cuddy (Lisa Edelstein), on House
''I never do what I don't want to do, except on the second date and
that's just good manners.''
Christine Campbell (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) on The New Adventures of Old Christine
''May I hold your dog while you cry?''
The socially stellar Brennan (Emily Deschanel), to a woman whose veterinarian ex was just found dead, on Bones
''I was high-fiving 15-year-old me through the space-time continuum. 'We
did it! We did it, you masturbating little bastard!'''
Ted (Josh Radnor), after learning that his fiancée is also a lover of Star Wars, on How I Met Your Mother
''Mind your cleavage. It's putting me off a bit.''
Len Goodman, to the busty Cloris Leachman, on Dancing With the Stars
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