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Sound Bites

TV's funniest lines from Sept 26 to Oct 2

''You need a specialist to remove those kind of warts. Preferably one with experience spelunking.''
—House (Hugh Laurie), messing with Dr. Cuddy (Lisa Edelstein), on House

''I never do what I don't want to do, except on the second date — and that's just good manners.''
—Christine Campbell (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) on The New Adventures of Old Christine

''May I hold your dog while you cry?''
—The socially stellar Brennan (Emily Deschanel), to a woman whose veterinarian ex was just found dead, on Bones

''I was high-fiving 15-year-old me through the space-time continuum. 'We did it! We did it, you masturbating little bastard!'''
—Ted (Josh Radnor), after learning that his fiancée is also a lover of Star Wars, on How I Met Your Mother

''Mind your cleavage. It's putting me off a bit.''
—Len Goodman, to the busty Cloris Leachman, on Dancing With the Stars

For daily video recaps of all the best Sound Bites, go to ew.com/soundbites

Originally posted Sep 26, 2008 Published in issue #1014 Oct 03, 2008 Order article reprints
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