''They tell you that everyone gets their 15 minutes of fame. What they
don't tell you is that 12 of those minutes are a rectal exam.''
—Correspondent John Oliver, on the media scrutiny of Joe the Plumber's
life, on The Daily Show
''That gives a whole new meaning to 'Oh, my nose!'''
—Danielle Fishel, on The Brady Bunch's Maureen McCormick's admission she
once had a cocaine problem, on The Dish
''If that boy thinks I'm paying to put him through four years of puberty,
forget it! Stupid kids think I'm made of hormones.''
—Homer, after Marge wonders whether Bart's odd behavior is the result of
his going through ''changes,'' on The Simpsons
''Sweetie, you're a hot teacher. To 150 pounds of puberty, your class is
a Van Halen video.''
—Bella (Elizabeth Reaser), after some of Vivian's students ogled her on
the beach, on The Ex List
''Earlier this week on Wheel of Fortune, a contestant became the first
person ever to win a million dollars. Unfortunately, he went out
afterwards and blew it all on a fancy vowel.''
—Conan O'Brien on Late Night
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