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The HillsYour regular Hills watcher, Lindsay Soll, was so upset that Heidi got fired from Bolthouse for drinking on the job last episode that she had to take a break from the drama this week. And boy, did she miss out on some fun. For once we were given a reprieve from the ridiculous Audrina-Lo-Justin Bobby-Brody-Stephanie BS, and instead Whitney, who is obviously getting ready for her big City moment, and Lauren blew off some steam in New York City. Plus, Spencer got totally tooled by Brent. Woohoo! Bring on the tequila.
We'll start things off with Speidi. I actually think it's cute that Heidi is so bummed out about losing her job at Bolthouse. She really convinced herself that she was a vital employee there — as opposed to the publicity ploy she so obviously was — whining to Spencer: "I got fired from my job that I worked really hard at for three years by being such an idiot!" It makes me kind of sad for her, mostly because her one Spencer-free outlet is now gone. But not to worry, Spencer will be a reference at her next job. Yeah right. That plus another boob job will get her a whole lot of nothing. And let's cut the crapola, kids. Wouldn't this be the perfect opportunity for the show to branch into Heidi's illustrious singing career? Why don't we ever get to see her in the studio? Or shooting those fabulous music videos she and Spencer put together? Come on, Heids, who needs a job when they have the singing talent that you do? By the way, Hills-watchers, in case you can't catch my sarcasm right now, pay attention. It's late at night and I'm laying it on pretty thick.
Spencer, who I renamed DI (Devil Incarnate) in my last Hills watch, persuaded Heids that they should go out on the town to cheer her up. However, once they got to their chosen PR event of the evening, the Ultimat Launch, they quickly realized that Brent Bolthouse was there...duh duh duh. Heidi begged Spencer not to say anything to him, but of course he did. And man, we couldn't be happier about that. Mr. Bolthouse, I have a whole new respect for you. And I'm not going to lie, I kinda dug your fedora, as well. Call me some time, oh wait....Anyway, Brent totally tore Spencer a new one. Have we ever seen Spencer clam up like that in front of anyone? Brent had him shuddering, apologizing, and, best of all, he had him speechless! Yeah, that's right, DI was at a loss for words. Maybe it was Brent's declaration that "I don't even want to see you at any of my stuff. You're bad news," that shut him up. Amen, Brent. (No seriously, call me.) And Spencer just stood there and took it. I think the version of Spencer that we saw last night — the tongue-tied, insecure, embarrassed boy — may actually be the real Spencer. What if his pompous attitude and belittling manner is just an act for the cameras? I, for one, would not be surprised.
As Heidi looked on, I thought she was going to melt into the floor with humiliation, and she was left with no choice but to confront her ex-boss herself and apologize to him — again. Which gave us this awesome exchange:
BB "Dude, your boyfriend's a nightmare"
HM "I know, I'm sorry."
BB "What's wrong with you?"
Awesome. Though, is anyone else starting to feel a little sorry for Heidi? Everyone in the world seems to hate her boyfriend. Nah, you're right. Me neither.
NEXT: Model Alex gets left behind
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