Sound Bites

Sound Bites

TV's funniest lines from November 21 to 27

''MTV made the decision to cancel TRL when they realized that it occasionally featured music.''
—Conan O'Brien on Late Night

''I can't believe you're out of the game. It's like Picasso not painting, or Bruce Willis not combining action and rock harmonica.''
—Jack (Alec Baldwin), to retired business mogul Gavin Volure, on 30 Rock

''He's got a lovely spirit, a confidence, if you will, that you rarely find in a fat man.''
—Bryn (Rob Brydon), discussing Smithy, on Gavin & Stacey

''It's a part of my New Year's resolution to see more theater. I was doing pretty good until I saw the Blue Man Group while I was taking cough medicine. Hideous nightmares for weeks!''
—Kelly (Jennie Garth), after seeing Brenda's stage performance, on 90210

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Originally posted Nov 28, 2008 Published in issue #1024 Dec 05, 2008 Order article reprints