'The Bachelor' recap: Date Expectations

Angry, dateless Megan feels it's urgent to let Jason know that she's not an uptight stress-ball — though her evidence, ''I can also literally, like, lie in bed for two days straight'' sounds more like clinical depression than an ability to relax — but she's c---blocked by Molly, who steals Jason away despite already having a rose. That's more than enough to set Megan off, especially when she catches Erica talking out of both sides of her mouth about what constitutes proper Jason-stealing etiquette. Erica gets defensive and tells Megan she hasn't been ''real,'' and how she's a font of ''bad karma'', while Megan retaliates by calling Erica ''two-faced'' — which we all know is bachelorette code for ''slut.'' (Actually, pretty much any of the terms the bachelorettes use about each other — she's ''not here for the right reasons,'' ''not ready to settle down,'' ''not mature enough'' — translate to ''slut.'') Okay, Harrison, any time you're ready... Seriously dude, get in here, before somebody's weave gets pulled out.

After a loooooong debriefing with Harrison in the deliberation room (padding out the show much, ABC?), Jason finally heads into the living room to cut some ''ladies'' loose. (Is it just me, or does the Bachelor look like he's smelling something unpleasant right before he hands out a rose?) While Megan, Erica, and Tooth Nazi all scored buds, Team Crazy did take a hit with the dismissal of their captain, Raquel. And I was honestly disappointed to see Slouchy Sharon sent home, but maybe she can get her old job back if she promises her employer she'll never, ever let a reality show come between them again.

And that concludes this portion of the Bachelor's ''journey.'' Check out the extended scene below, in which Erica talks dirty with Jason — dirty diapers, that is. And once you're done posting here, don't forget to head over to Chris Harrison's exclusive blog on PopWatch, especially if you want to know which bachelorette didn't shave her legs before the pool party in tonight's episode.

So, what did you think of tonight's shenanigans? Is Jillian the Hot Dog Queen the one to beat? Will Megan and Erica — or Megan and anyone — come to blows before season's end? And what's so bad about going on a date with curly hair, anyway?